What's better than a Swedish Beach?

Trick question... there is nothing better than a Swedish beach, but we did make a beach day trip yesterday to the North Sea.

Tönning, Germany... home to the largest continuous beach in Germany. Also home to the highest topless old lady per acre of beach ratio in the world.

Imagine you are lying on the beach, eyes closed, waves crashing as you take in the sun on a beautiful June afternoon. Just then, you open your eyes to reach for another sip of your coconut maitai. You shouldn't have done that. A German lady is staring you in the face. It gets worse, she's saying something in German. Oh, and she's topless.

I guess you can't blame her for being so friendly. Turns out she was just commenting on the weather.